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You decide.
  
  
  
   
As we get older our doctors recommend that we have tests run more often. So I'm giving these tests out to you, to save you time and money.
MEDICAL TEST
STARE INTO THE CAT'S EYES FOR
10 SECONDS...
Then Scroll Down
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NOW STARE INTO THE LABRADOR'S EYES FOR 10 SECONDS...
Then Scroll Down
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Thank you.
Your CAT SCAN and LAB TESTS
are now complete.
False Teeth ?
How you can tell if you are speeding....
Hang on a minute!
When was the last time you cleaned your monitor?
It looks really dirty from here.
I'll just call the guys to give it a clean for you.
   
   
10 Reasons why dogs are better than kids.
1. It doesn't take 45 minutes to get a dog ready to go outside in the winter.
2. Dogs cannot lie.
3. Dogs never resist nap time.
4. You don't need to go get extra phone lines for a dog.
5. Dogs don't pester you about getting a kid.
6.Dogs don't care if the peas have been touched by the mashed potatoes.
7. Average cost of sending a dog to school: £50. Average cost of sending your kid: £100.000.
8. Dogs are housebroken by the time they are 12 weeks old.
9. Your dog is not embarrassed if you sing in public.
10. If your dog is a bad seed, your genes cannot be blamed.
10 REASONS WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THEN MEN
1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.
4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.
5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
6. Dogs do not play games with you-except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)
7. You can train a dog.
8. Dogs are easy to buy for.
9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.
10. Dogs understand what "no" means.
11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
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